Hey remember all those Pakistani children saying they were afraid to go to school because they feared being attacked by US drone strikes? no? you only know about Malala Yousafzai? because she was attacked by the Taliban instead of your taxes? oh, okay.
failing math exams like [haikyuu team member voice] don’t mind don’t mind
passing math exams like [haikyuu team member voice] nice receive!cheating in math exams like [haikyuu team member voice]cover!
finding extra credit questions on math exams like [haikyuu team member voice] chance ball!
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny
dude on facebook who took intro to psych in high school voice: this entire argument is laughable. there are so many fallacies from both sides that i don’t even have time to list them. i’m contributing to the conversation and people like to be around me
yowapeda in 5 days? *yanks a bike out of my ass*